| Keep Calm and Carry On |
[Mar. 11th, 2008|10:15 pm] |
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If you are easily shocked or surprised, have a medical condition or are otherwise under the doctor, are below the age of legal responsibility, or are less than 5'2 tall, please take a moment to find and occupy a comfortable chair or other bum-park.
OK.
Ready?
Sure?
Chris and Melanie are getting married. |
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2008-03-12 01:46 am (UTC)
Your warning wasn't sufficient | (Link)
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..typing this from the floor
From: (Anonymous)
2008-03-12 06:46 am (UTC)
Re: Your warning wasn't sufficient | (Link)
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cheeky scamp :)
From: (Anonymous)
2008-03-12 06:48 am (UTC)
Details? | (Link)
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[cheap shot]So who are they marrying?[/cheap shot]
[conspiracy theory]It is to avoid having bastard offspring[/conspiracy theory]
Ferrets.
From: (Anonymous)
2008-03-12 09:10 am (UTC)
Re: Details? | (Link)
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We didn't want to rush into things, but maybe we are being a bit hasty?
From: (Anonymous)
2008-03-12 09:23 am (UTC)
Gossip | (Link)
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You appear to missed out the salacious information about how the dirty deed happened! Was one or both of them prostrated in a public place? Was there a silence before "yes" was said full of comedic potential? Were elements dug out of the ground in Africa involved? Were they too old fangled to have evidence up at Youtube? | |
